How to tell if a polar bear is albino
| Mom: | are you ready to leave |
|---|---|
| Me: | yeah hold on |
| 5 minutes later | |
| Me: | Okay I'm ready |
| Mom: | Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap |
This is why me and Dan are best friends.
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